NTRPG 2011 Quotes

Things I heard at NTRPG 2011 and remembered to write down.  Apologize in advance for misquotes as there's likely to be some.

"You're one of those fruity half-elves? Commit one way or the other!" 
-- Tim Kask


"We using those new-fangled variable damage rules or d6 for everything"
-- Frank Metzer


"Do we have an elf that can get oiled up and naked to do all the levers at once?"
-- thankfully forgotten


As I returned from the bathroom, "A flask of oil hits you in the back of the head"
-- forgotten


"Ticks falling from the ceiling like blood sucking confetti."
-- Mike Stewart