Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Screw In Coffin

[Forgot to mention that the patent for this screw your dead coffin has issued to Donald Scruggs of Chino, CA. The. Found in Make Magazine's Blog. More images of dead people being screwed.]

What a way to plant undead (zombie mines) around. I see a plain of these stretching off into the distance. (actually imagine the human battery "farms" from The Matrix)


  1. That's... beyond words. Great find!

  2. And here I thought this post was going to be about necrophilia.

  3. That's a great mental image. I imagine a necromancer would litter the area around his fortress with these things.

  4. Excellent! Can't wait to use it!

  5. Horrible. We need to stop spending $3000+ every time somebody kicks the bucket. It's just a predatory industry. Now they'll be upselling solid metal screw coffins and halving the size of the burial plot (probably selling it for the same price as before).


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