"Li'l Joe, the fat greasy hairy-manboobed trucker spilling soggy burger lettuce all over himself as he drove."
"Jean-Claude Van Waffle, the Belgian kickboxer with learning difficulties but great stretch (he could kick people out both car windows while driving)"
"his mulletted hair blowing majestically in the wind"
Car Wars is a Game, not an RPG. But it is a Game without rules telling you how to Roleplay. And thus wide open for fabulous people to RPG the hell out of it.